Hi guys! Wish you all a Happy New year. With New year comes the question of constantly reinventing oneself and I decided to experiment by collaborating on a fictional story with Prason - Humor blogger and CFO of the soora mokkai blog - Chronicwriter . You can check out the blog Here , it is a damn chill blog actually and you can thank me later for introducing this kind of awesomeness in your life. So what Prason and I have done is essentially snowball a story from scratch. He writes a line and then I write one spontaneously making it all up and having tonnes of fun in the process. Hope you have as much fun reading it as we had making it.
Disclaimer - The post contains liberal doses of tanglish.
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| Prason |
Prashanth was frantically searching for his
laptop.
It was right here inside my backpack. And now it's not. The backpack zip is open
and my favourite key-chain that was fixed with the zip is missing .
My hands instinctively reached for my Jean
zip and I was relieved to know that they were all in the right place.
Someone had definitely stolen my lap top.
It definitely cannot be my mom. She already has a mac.
My backpack was under the bed; and hence it
cannot be the maid too because she does not even clean anything under the bed.
It cannot be my girlfriend because well I
don't have one and it cannot be my boyfriend too because I am not gay.
Yen ipdi mokka potu saavadikiraenaa,
technically and basically I'm an IT guy and this is all I have in my life. As I
am an IT guy, I do have a photography page and all my pictures are in my
laptop. And oh my yesunadha! I just realized there are damning pictures of me
trying out my nandu brand lungis
Well, I am kidding; there’s more than just
my nandu brand mishaps. There is a floor plan of my office which I am going to
rob day after tomorrow.
There are three other people in my team and
I hate one of them. It cannot be Surya because he only recruited me. Or could
this be his masterplan all along? It could be because we both like the same
girl – “Smitha” from our team. Trust me when I say Smitha is worth sending
someone to jail. Her eyes! They make my heart beat so fast that if I let it
out, it can out run Ussain Bolt and create a new world record in the 100 metre
dash.
Her voice makes chinna kuyil chitra sound
like kovai Sarala. So I never tell her to sing. I never tell her anything
actually. But I do talk a lot with Pooja, the other girl in our team. Surya
hated it when ever I talked with Pooja or Smitha.
Why did I agree to the stupid robbery plan?
I thought it was a stupid joke of course till it was not and by then I had
already revealed too much to Pooja. I think she hated me because I liked Smitha
and maybe she was the one who flicked the laptop?
My thoughts are jumping so wildly today. I
shouldn't have probably had all the free filter kaapi shots. I guess Surya
drugged me with those kaapi; he was too friendly with me. I am sure Pooja and
Surya are together on this.
I try to call them with my phone. Alas! My
phone is also missing. I had last seen it in my back pocket. What the fruit is
happening guys?
All I have is this one Rupee coin. I have
no other option but to invest this coin and become a millionaire. And for that
I need to leave this damned room. And this is when I realize that the door is
locked. Not the sharpest day for the 10th topper today.
Well I gotta pee now. My bladder is full
and time is ticking too. I have used all my karate and yoga skills to control
this tsunami attack. But aathratha adakkalaam. But moothratha kandippa control
panna mudiyaadhu. Let me unload eshwaraaa! I wake up in a pool of sweat from my
bed and I look under the bed immediately. I can see my laptop peeping through
the backpack.
